The essential guide to staying fat and healthy

Now lets see...

how do you then saty fat and healthy at the same time?

I don't know about you, but I think kids these days are getting bigger, and fatter if I might add. Is Macdonalds (America's imperialist arm) to be blamed for this influx of heavily oversized kids? There seems to be no limit for horizontal growth I see.

This must be all America's fault! Exterminate the Imperialist I say. Its a consipracy to take over our genes and import Macdonalds to every corner of the Earth. I hate macdonalds.

Beaneth the cover.

Btw, I couldn't resist. Big Macs were just to awesomexzxz!1one