Sunday, November 16, 2008

Moar Mitadake High

Lol I just had two funny games on MH. Normal mode is bset. I hope this will convince the rest of you guys to play with me....


First game, as a girl, I went into a girl's bathroom. Not long after, this boy came in and started to punch me. I put on my robe and wizard hat. I pull out a baseball bat and clobber him with it for daring to enter a female bathroom and beat up a chick (later on, the player confessed that he had been trying to rape me in the bathroom). He runs straight into one of the cubicles and closes the door.

I pull out my axe and begin chopping.

The door comes down and I wade straight in and slice him twice with the axe, before switching back to bat. He goes unconscious. After a bit of knifey-knifey, he's dead. On top of the toilet bowl. I came.

There is nothing on his body except a lot of blood. (The player also later told me that this was his first time playing MH.) I close the cubicle door, then close the other cubicle doors to continue the pattern.

I get out and am walking down the hall when another boy offers his help. I agree to barricade ourselves in a room. Both of us go in a classroom. I sit on the desk relating my near-rape experience while he puts up desks against the door. A girl comes by and opens the door. She is told that we're barricading ourselves in and leaves. My barricade partner tells her to go away, then notes in an annoyed tone that she left the door open. I go to see if I can reach the door from behind the barrier of desks, then the boy surprises me with a spray can, turning my temporarily blind, and draws an Alondite, a powerful anime sword.

He begins chopping. When I come to, I pull out my baseball bat and fight back.

The weakness of the high-damage Alondite is this: Using such a large sword uses up a lot of energy that is used for running, as well as making it more likely for you to get knocked over. My attacker got in three strikes before I downed him with a single hit from my baseball bat. Knifey-knifey. He gets up again and resumes his Alondite assault. I cut it short again with my bat, then KNIFEY KNIFEY. He dies and I pick up his Alondite.

A girl runs by the classroom and sees the body (the door was still open). She's like "OMG" and I'm like "HELPPP" We pull aside the barricade of desks.

"You killed him!" She says. She cuts me down with three billhook strikes. D=

After my death, another player is revealed to have seen her going into the classroom me and the original Alondite holder died in. He finds the bodies, and begins a long skirmish with her all over the school (using MY baseball bat). Eventually he locks her in a room. Yay, my killer is captured! But wait... a pink haired girl listens to the pleas for help and axes the door down. She steps out of her prison, faces her savior, and...

The game runs out of time and ends. It turns out the girl that killed me and got locked in a room was the real murderer, and was about to pull a billhook on the pink-haired girl.

Oh, and they also found the body of my newbie rapist in the toilet. lol

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Second game, two players suicided next to each other. Another player sprayed a cross beside them and I mumbled prayers over their bodies.

And then when I was in a kitchen, a boy with a long symbolic wooden sword (a Bokken) comes in and asks me if he can be of any help. He's investigating the murder of the teacher in the school and he requests to do a full body search to see if I have any bloody weapons. Full body search. Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxual tension. He gives me a Bokken and I follow him around the school searching for clues. Once I even barricaded myself in a room with him, though since I was eating lunch I had no time to hit on him.

In the end the killer, a redheaded girl, confesses, and the immediate reaction of a fellow player was to kill her back. Obviously, having already said prayers over suicide victims, It would be much more in character for me to not advocate death. So I went in hot pursuit of the player that was trying to kill the killer, swinging my bokken (nonlethal weapon).

Eventually I find the killer in the kitchen going crazy in a corner, and leave two schoolmates to guard her. I go back and find my handsome detective partner. When we get back to the kitchen, the killer overcomes her captors with a couple of spray cans. She gets past me and my partner with the same tactic. Thus begins a mad rush to capture the killer and the killer's would-be killer. Then the game host commends us on the epic ending and ends the game on account of time constraints.




Play some MH with me guys....

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me want! ME WANT!

K said...

sounds like the learning curve's pretty steep

the author said...

After the basic controls, there's really nothing else to "learn" unless you want to "win" something. Most of the game is just acting out the kind of person you're playing. Talking and walking.

LimeX20A said...

well, i kinda like th story bit... but sometimes i can really lose th plot mid game heheh

Giant said...

would make a perfect movie.

but still can't play. family and work commitments. and my com sux. lol

the author said...

You don't need pro system reqs to play MH. You could prolly play it on Win95, provided your internet is decent.

LimeX20A said...

the game's graphics are shitz but dont let that fool you lol. epic these two ppl were talking abt framing this dead person for using a death note to kill all th ppl.