The Will of E.

E A O I D H N R S T U Y C F G L M W B K P Q X Z
This is supposedly the order of the alphabet, arranged according to usage from left to right
"E" is said to be found in almost every single piece of text. Upon reading this bit of information, my mind has been distracted from its heavy burden of memorizing countless formulas into trying to form a simple piece of text, avoiding the use of "E" as best as I can. In fact, I had wanted this post to be absent of the alphabet "E". Alas, it is a near impossible task. Oh well, if anyone of you, the rest of the Pebblefort-ers and our dear readers, are able to create a text without even the single usage of "E", please, do share.