The ultimate answer to procrastination is motivation. There was this one Singaporean guy, some ordinary looking university grad, who wrote a book called "I Can Do It, So Can You!" that shot to bestselling status in Singapore (didn't check this statistic, but I can bet my ass that it was at least highly popular, it was well composed after all). It was highly sought after by worried parents of Singapore's overcomplacent.

From what shit I can recall, the writer was pretty fucking shitty at primary school. In Secondary School he continued to be noob. So noob that his Sec 2 teacher called his parents to ask why the fuck he didn't remember basic shit that he should have learned back in Primary 4. It was GG for him then. But then he went to this motivational talk or something and had a miraculous revelation and dropped 7A1s for his O Level and fuxpwned his A Levels.

Anyway, that faggot wrote something I can still remember (besides a Yoda quote, lol). There was one piece of advice, quite small, occupying only a single paragraph in the book. He said, in an epic voice,

"if u wanna be pro liek mi u shld go tell all ur frens and ur parents and tell dem wht results u plan to get. SRS! it werks becos nao u have the presure of kipping ur word to dem tht u wil do well in ur examz. lolpeniscockvagi-"

tl;dr (means "too long; didn't read" in netspeak):

I want to pwn Mikana in O Levels.

And the rest of you - The Pebble Fuckers, Thaksin's daughter and Anwar's coffee boy! ALL YOU FUCKS! All your base will belong to ME!

PREPARE TO GET PWNED MOTHERFRAKKERS!!!!!!!!!111oneoneeleventyNINETHOUSAAAAAAAAND

The ultimate answer to procrastination is motivation. If I don't get my 6A1s I promise I'll ride that rollercoaster with you Panzerz. And play chess on it.