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Suprise suprise, the title doesn't even have a link to the contents of this post AT ALL. Since my previous colourful post accidentally *coughs* caused unprovoked seizures to a few unlucky (in more ways than one) individuals, I have decided to make this post LESS COLOURFUL. And as such today's post will be on, yes you did not guess it, Epilepsy! So here's a report on Epilepsy brought to you by none other than Dr. Lime :

Epilepsy (and the shit that comes with it)

As stated in Wikipedia,

Epilepsy is a common chronic neurological disorder that is
characterized by recurrent unprovoked seizures. These seizures are transient
signs and/or symptoms due to abnormal, excessive or synchronous neuronal
activity in the brain. About 50 million people worldwide have epilepsy at any
one time. Epilepsy is usually controlled, but not cured, with medication,
although surgery may be considered in difficult cases. Not all epilepsy
syndromes are lifelong – some forms are confined to particular stages of
childhood. Epilepsy should not be understood as a single disorder, but rather as
a group of syndromes with vastly divergent symptoms but all involving episodic
abnormal electrical activity in the brain.

This, I am happy to report, is total bull. MY own definition is more ACCURATE.

Epilepsy is a very common excuse used by human
beings of varied age (usually between 7 to 12 and 25 to 55) to simply not do work that are assigned to them. This means that they 'cannot' watch documentaries, do homework or sit in front of the computer (though
they have been found to be able to read colourful magazines, watch colourful videos and play colourful games). They claim that bright and flashing lights will bring about 'unprovoked' seizures, though the presence of tasers near almost every sufferer of Epilepsy is damning evidence of the degree of 'unprovoke'-ness of these seizures in the first place. Therefore if you come across any of these human beings who claim to suffer Epilepsy, I reccomend
calling either NASA, at (713) 483-3111. Explain
to them that it is crucial that they send those suffering from Epilepsy to the nearest farthest planetin the nearest farthest galaxy. If you can't, and don't have any other alternative, call the Institute of Mental Health at which ever number you are able to press with you're handphone/ house phone/ pager/ PSP/ MP3/ MP4/ MP5/ Bible/ Quran/ \etc. Tell them that they have a new patient.Hope you enjoyed this report and found it to be useful in any way.

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